Ha ha, very funny. ( said with an exaggerated mock pout, eyes fluttering shut as his teeth tug at her earlobe, fingertips running through his hair down to his neck. he does have a point, though — maybe she should expect this level of absurdity from him. )
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Our Captain isn't quite what I'm looking for.
( a beat. )
Neither is his dick.
( humor? sure, humor. she's trying. )