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[leaguer]

SARA LANCE. CALL. TEXT. VOICEMAIL.

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[picksthenames]

YOU BET YOUR STARS AND GARTERS ITS REAL, SISTER

[leaguer]

( this is a series of rapidfire texts: )

What in the hell is he doing???

First of all, cops hate vigilantes.

Second of all, vigilantes get stressed out by cops.

Third of all, nobody has any right to look so handsome wearing something so completely and utterly ridiculous.

( she's done now. maybe.

nope, just kidding. there's another: )

Okay and fourth of all, Oliver Queen has never willingly held a real job in his entire life. I feel like I'm in an alternate reality right now. Help me Cisco I need answers.

[picksthenames]

all i know is, i was getting a coffee and there he was, shorts uniform and all.

maybe he decided to go straight while hes here?

idek. what is the world right now?

[leaguer]

Hell if I know.

Considering all the crap that goes down in our world I guess I'm pretty glad that my only life crisis here in Eudio is that Oliver Queen is wearing tight bike shorts even if it's still fucking me up a little bit.

[picksthenames]

ikr??? the man is unfairly attractive, even in dorky bike cop shorts.

[leaguer]

I'm glad you agree because high school me is absolutely losing her mind right now. Cheesy crush on the pretty rich boy: reactivated.

[picksthenames]

totally. its not fair. someone ought to arrest him-- oh wait.

[leaguer]

I feel like this is about to get totally meta and a vigilante is going to have to swoop in to save this city.