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[leaguer]

SARA LANCE. CALL. TEXT. VOICEMAIL.

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[leaguer]

( barry? as in — allen? jesus, eudio has a messed up way of weaving the weirdest webs of people who dig each other and hook up with each other. )

I didn't know that you know Barry.
What's the deal with you two?

( what a swerve. still a valid topic of conversation, though. )

[scovilles]

i dated barry.

[ it should seem like an obvious sort of thing, but she remembers a little bit too late that she should at least try to qualify that. ]

back in central city, i mean. and then we broke up so he could go do the flash thing.

here, i don't know. it's like high school dating. the guy's terrified to touch me below the waist. it's like he thinks i'm some nervous freshman girl who's gonna cry stat rape the next morning.

hence the kid gloves

[leaguer]

( right. central city. the place that leonard and linda knew each other from. somehow, it had never crossed her mind that linda might know barry in that case, too, let alone know him as the flash. huh. the things you miss when you're dead for a year.

regardless, that's a pretty harsh drag and sara's gonna try pretty hard not to let it cloud her mental image of barry. try. )

Jesus
This place makes things a lot more complicated than they need to be sometimes.
Well
A lot of the time.

[scovilles]

yeah, the whole six degrees of separation thing? ia
it's a little weird

so who left? i heard oliver went home but i doubt the snow miser is really choked up about the bike cop

[leaguer]

Pretty sure Leonard couldn't care less about one of my exes going back to Star City
But Mick and Lisa left last week.
I dunno if you know Mick or not, but Lisa's his sister. Mick's his partner in crime
And I mean that very literally

[scovilles]

that's news to me but also a fair point

we weren't besties or anything but mick was a good guy. and i used to hang out with lisa at the gallery. i didn't realize she'd gone home too

jesus
somebody throw len a party or something

[leaguer]

Told you it was rough.
I haven't even talked to him about it because I don't know what i'd even say
We're a lot better at the physical than the verbal sometimes.

( as though that wasn't already obvious. )

[scovilles]

at least he doesn't have to wonder if he's kevin bacon kissing his sister

silver linings, right?

[leaguer]

( no... comment...

whoops. )

Yeah sure, silver linings.

You want me to give Len shit for being a little too frosty to you?

[scovilles]

tell him i'm going to revoke his store discount if he keeps up the silent treatment

[leaguer]

Hmmm

That WOULD be a bummer...

Pretty sure you've still got a whole bunch I've been looking to try out.

[scovilles]

just his discount

if you start giving me the cold shoulder we'll talk about yours

[leaguer]

I like making him think he's being chivalrous by buying me sex toys though.

It's really satisfying

[scovilles]

if that's the only satisfaction you're getting, he's probably using them wrong

[leaguer]

Hey
I didn't say it was the ooonly satisfaction

I'm pretty satisfied

[scovilles]

why don't you come by this week
i'm putting in orders for spring

somebody's got to help me pick new flavors for the wall

[leaguer]

I'm the gal for the job

That the only reason you want me to drop by?

[scovilles]

oh definitely not
but it sounds better than just inviting you over for a little afternoon delight

[leaguer]

Afternoon delight kinda sounds like the name of a senior citizen lunch special down at the local diner

But you know
I hoped you'd say that.

[scovilles]

it's a song you cultural heathen
what's wrong with you

[leaguer]

I know it's a song, duh.
Doesn't make it sound any sexier

[scovilles]

okay mean girls
so you make it sound sexy

[leaguer]

Can't I just make it look sexy
Feel sexy

[scovilles]

where's your can do spirit, miss lance

[leaguer]

I dunno about my spirit
But I certainly can do