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Not gonna disagree with you there.
But thanks for verifying that I'm not barking up the wrong tree.
[ oh don't worry, sara. he's heard the unspoken implication loud and clear. mick's not harboring any illusions that he's a genius or anything. he knows what he's good for and that's a-okay with him. besides, who needs a big brain when he's got a big... gun. ]
But thanks for verifying that I'm not barking up the wrong tree.
[ oh don't worry, sara. he's heard the unspoken implication loud and clear. mick's not harboring any illusions that he's a genius or anything. he knows what he's good for and that's a-okay with him. besides, who needs a big brain when he's got a big... gun. ]
Sounds about right
If it makes you feel better, I died once and a mystical hot tub brought me back to life.
( not, you know. something she usually leads with. but this guy is actually super cute and she's interested in finding out what his deal is, even past the pretty face.
If it makes you feel better, I died once and a mystical hot tub brought me back to life.
( not, you know. something she usually leads with. but this guy is actually super cute and she's interested in finding out what his deal is, even past the pretty face.
Didn't have hot tubs in my time. But if there's a magical one out there then I should probably invest. Should probably invest in a bigger bathroom to fit it too. Right now my showers a little small.
Not that you wanted to know that.
[ Fortunately he's not super mysterious. Just super nerdy. ]
Not that you wanted to know that.
[ Fortunately he's not super mysterious. Just super nerdy. ]
I dunno, now you've got me thinking about what might go on in said shower that might make you think it's too small
You trying to imply something, Rogers?
( she doesn't exactly get the vibe that he is, but sara sure likes busting people a hell of a lot. )
You trying to imply something, Rogers?
( she doesn't exactly get the vibe that he is, but sara sure likes busting people a hell of a lot. )
Ya know not a whole helluva lot is going on in there. I'm just a pretty big guy. I got a stand up square shower. My elbows hit the sides at times. Not to mention sometimes my head winds up hitting the shower head. Gotta stoop.
Would never imply anything, ma'am.
Would never imply anything, ma'am.
Edited 2017-05-15 03:08 (UTC)
( what the hell?
he's so... endearingly cute for someone who looks like — in her experience, anyways — they should act anything but. it kind of catches sara a little off guard. )
It'd be alright by me if you wanted to imply things
Isn't that what flirting's supposed to be all about?
Ma'am kind of makes me feel like an old lady though which is ridiculous since you're apparently supposed to be the geezer around here
he's so... endearingly cute for someone who looks like — in her experience, anyways — they should act anything but. it kind of catches sara a little off guard. )
It'd be alright by me if you wanted to imply things
Isn't that what flirting's supposed to be all about?
Ma'am kind of makes me feel like an old lady though which is ridiculous since you're apparently supposed to be the geezer around here
[ The oldest grandpa to ever grandpa sometimes. Not to mention the verdict's still out on the giant dorito's virginity. He's just been really busy with with the Avengers and SHIELD and pretending he's totally fine. ]
I'm afraid I'm not very good at implying. Might need a few lessons. Flirting too. For twenty something years of my life I didn't have ladies lining up to flirt. It's been a while, but I'm still adjusting to the attention.
Sign of respect is all. I definitely don't think you're an old lady. Too pretty to be one.
I'm afraid I'm not very good at implying. Might need a few lessons. Flirting too. For twenty something years of my life I didn't have ladies lining up to flirt. It's been a while, but I'm still adjusting to the attention.
Sign of respect is all. I definitely don't think you're an old lady. Too pretty to be one.
( it's hard for sara to believe that there'd be nobody trying it, (shallowly) considering this guy's looks, especially for that long — but hell, she doesn't know his whole story yet.
still, this is starting to feel like some kind of exciting challenge and sara's all to ready to take it up. )
See?
You're already learning.
I think I could teach you a thing or two, though
What do you wanna know?
still, this is starting to feel like some kind of exciting challenge and sara's all to ready to take it up. )
See?
You're already learning.
I think I could teach you a thing or two, though
What do you wanna know?
[ The bad guys don't really stop to give you tips and Steve hasn't started dating again since long before SHIELD fell. He was busy. Very busy. His kiss with Sharon was the first in a while. ]
Always been a pretty quick learner.
Wouldn't even know where to start. I'll let you know how bad off I was though a long time ago. Well into my twenties I did think fondue was code for sex. Didn't realize it was a food.
Always been a pretty quick learner.
Wouldn't even know where to start. I'll let you know how bad off I was though a long time ago. Well into my twenties I did think fondue was code for sex. Didn't realize it was a food.
( most bad guys don't, but sara's a morally grey probably-formerly-considered bad guy with a heart of gold who will relish in giving steve the tips that it's so devastatingly clear he requires. )
Hey, anything can be code for sex if you try hard enough
For example, I could really go for some fondue tonight
Maybe even knock boots with someone
Roll in the hay
Get to know someone biblically
If you know what I mean
Hey, anything can be code for sex if you try hard enough
For example, I could really go for some fondue tonight
Maybe even knock boots with someone
Roll in the hay
Get to know someone biblically
If you know what I mean
Edited 2017-05-15 04:45 (UTC)
[ They really should learn to appreciate a quality set of abs. It might endear them more. ]
Man, I'm pretty sure some of these sayings might actually be older than me.
Question is are you really looking to get some fondue or is it just another example?
[ It's tough to say if he means fondue or fondue. It's Steve. ]
Man, I'm pretty sure some of these sayings might actually be older than me.
Question is are you really looking to get some fondue or is it just another example?
[ It's tough to say if he means fondue or fondue. It's Steve. ]
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