CUDDLR.

[leaguer]

SARA LANCE (29) my girlfriend says i'm good in bed

✓       ✕

YES
<span style="font-family: times; font-size:40px; color:#2EB82E;">✓</span>


NO
<span style="font-family: times; font-size:40px; color:#CC0000;">✕</span>

Comments

[leaguer]

Energy? ✓

Stamina? ✓

Time? Would need to reconfigure some stuff probably but ✓

[scovilles]

so what you're telling me is that i need to accidentally delete your profile and then fill your entire schedule with preplanned booty calls

does it still count as a booty call if it's preplanned? serious inquiry.

[ honestly, someone take the phone away. ]

[leaguer]

"Accidentally"

I can't believe I'm hand-delivering my phone to you right now so you can maybe attempt to lowkey delete this app

Anyway, maybe it does if the other person doesn't know that it's preplanned. But that's just me

[scovilles]

well, in the spirit of late-night honesty, you're really hand-delivering yourself

your phone is more of the excuse to get you in my apartment

[leaguer]

Alright

I gotta say

I'm impressed.

Was this little scheme of yours preplanned?

[scovilles]

don't hate the player, hate the game

[ wink. wonk. ]

[leaguer]

I'm turning around

Bye.

( which sounds fake, but okay, considering there's a knock on linda's door right about now. it's probably just some alleged babe and her cell phone. )