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 SARA LANCE (29) my girlfriend says i'm good in bed |
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Ｉ ＷＩＬＬ ＲＩＳＥ ＮＯＷ - CUDDLR.
ᴀɴᴅ ɢᴏ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄɪᴛʏ —
Old-fashioned? I was thinking more morbid.
Is this how you woo the ladies? Charm them with messed up stories about freaky creatures?
Is this how you woo the ladies? Charm them with messed up stories about freaky creatures?
No, I usually buy them a drink first.
[ Dyson, that's not funny. ]
You told me to tell you something you hadn't heard about before, so I said the first thing that came to mind.
[ Dyson, that's not funny. ]
You told me to tell you something you hadn't heard about before, so I said the first thing that came to mind.
Maybe you can buy me a drink and then tell me the second thing that comes to mind.
( wow so #smooth or something. )
( wow so #smooth or something. )
Deal. I'll try and steer clear of the macabre while I'm at it. Tell me when and where and I'd be happy to oblige.
Don't worry, I'm not easily scared by the macabre. Mostly just busting you.
Mostly.
Come by Pandemonium some time. I'll probably be there.
Mostly.
Come by Pandemonium some time. I'll probably be there.
I can take it.
The next time I'm in the neighborhood, I'll come say hello.
The next time I'm in the neighborhood, I'll come say hello.