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Ｉ ＷＩＬＬ ＲＩＳＥ ＮＯＷ - CUDDLR.
ᴀɴᴅ ɢᴏ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄɪᴛʏ —
As a matter of fact...
Jesus.
I think the last time I received an unexpected dick pic was in high school.
I think the last time I received an unexpected dick pic was in high school.
Is it really unexpected if you're the one prompting it?
It was more of a hypothetical than anything.
If it makes you feel any better, it's somehow not the worst one I've ever seen.
If it makes you feel any better, it's somehow not the worst one I've ever seen.
Well duh. It was a tasteful one. You have no idea how much time it takes to recreate that kind of masterpiece.
Hate to know what the worst you've seen is, though. Promise you won't share those with me. I kind of hate surprises.
Hate to know what the worst you've seen is, though. Promise you won't share those with me. I kind of hate surprises.
Believe me, dude, those ones are thankfully (hopefully?) gone from cyberspace by now.
Think Razr flip phone picture quality. Yuck. No thanks.
Think Razr flip phone picture quality. Yuck. No thanks.
You know what they say about things living on forever online though...
They could still be out there. Silently haunting everyone in all their grainy glory.
There are some things that even therapy (or booze) can't erase.
They could still be out there. Silently haunting everyone in all their grainy glory.
There are some things that even therapy (or booze) can't erase.
You're telling me, buddy. I've seen some shit.
I'm guessing the apparent World's Greatest Spy has seen some shit, too.
( see? she was keeping that one in her pocket for a rainy day. aka right now. )
I'm guessing the apparent World's Greatest Spy has seen some shit, too.
( see? she was keeping that one in her pocket for a rainy day. aka right now. )
[he'd been wondering if she was going to bring it up at some point, and lo and behold it's finally happened.]
Never a dull moment in the world of international espionage. Private planes. Hostage situations. Space travel.
Makes for good story time over cocktails.
Never a dull moment in the world of international espionage. Private planes. Hostage situations. Space travel.
Makes for good story time over cocktails.
Not exactly as impressive as time travel, but it was a decent effort.
I'll let you buy me a drink and you can try again.
I'll let you buy me a drink and you can try again.
[ time travel??? ] Can't lay all my cards out at once, but sure. I'll buy you a drink and tell you about another mission.
I'll be sure to give you all the gritty details this time.
I'll be sure to give you all the gritty details this time.
"Gritty"
But sure thing, Sterling. You've got yourself a deal.
But sure thing, Sterling. You've got yourself a deal.
It's not all tuxedos and martinis.
Name a time and place, Sara.
Name a time and place, Sara.
What if I'm into tuxedos and martinis?
Graines Grenadiers. Tonight. 10.
Graines Grenadiers. Tonight. 10.
[ the next few replies are rapid fire. sorry not sorry for blowing up your app, sara. he's just very passionate about drinks. ]
Shaken or stirred?
More importantly, vodka or gin?
Garnishes?
I'll be there.
Shaken or stirred?
More importantly, vodka or gin?
Garnishes?
I'll be there.
( jesus, does this guy ever chill out? )
I'll let you guess.
See you there.
I'll let you guess.
See you there.
[ the answer to that question is a resounding 'no'. ]