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 SARA LANCE (29) my girlfriend says i'm good in bed |
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Ｉ ＷＩＬＬ ＲＩＳＥ ＮＯＷ - CUDDLR.
ᴀɴᴅ ɢᴏ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄɪᴛʏ —
Why?
It's fine.
I mean, you still swiped right.
It's fine.
I mean, you still swiped right.
it's terrible and uninteresting and only barely improved by your face
let me rewrite it and i'll get you so many right swipes
let me rewrite it and i'll get you so many right swipes
Thanks.
I think.
Really didn't think something called "Cuddlr" was this serious, but be my guest.
I think.
Really didn't think something called "Cuddlr" was this serious, but be my guest.
you're just lucky you're so hot, babe
what, is that somehow too gay
you can put your face in between my legs but "babe" crosses a line?
you can put your face in between my legs but "babe" crosses a line?
It doesn't
Actually I don't even know if it's possible for things to get too gay
It was just kinda cute and I wanted to know where it came from.
:)
( a sara lance smiley face is a rare and mystical entity. catch it while you can. )
Actually I don't even know if it's possible for things to get too gay
It was just kinda cute and I wanted to know where it came from.
:)
( a sara lance smiley face is a rare and mystical entity. catch it while you can. )
you're kinda cute, sara lance
i'm gonna rewrite your cuddlr bio so everyone knows what a babe you are
come bring me your phone and also your cute face
i'm gonna rewrite your cuddlr bio so everyone knows what a babe you are
come bring me your phone and also your cute face
I'll be there in ten
And also I kind of love that you're trying to get me laid.
And also I kind of love that you're trying to get me laid.
i haven't decided if "getting you laid" is a thing i want help in accomplishing
aside from leonard i guess
aside from leonard i guess
Clearly aside from Leonard
Just remember if I get a whole lot of ass all of a sudden that it's your fault
You did this.
( wink wonk??? sure. )
Just remember if I get a whole lot of ass all of a sudden that it's your fault
You did this.
( wink wonk??? sure. )
i think the real question is, do you have the time/energy/stamina to add a third person to your horizontal mambo dance card?
Energy? ✓
Stamina? ✓
Time? Would need to reconfigure some stuff probably but ✓
Stamina? ✓
Time? Would need to reconfigure some stuff probably but ✓
so what you're telling me is that i need to accidentally delete your profile and then fill your entire schedule with preplanned booty calls
does it still count as a booty call if it's preplanned? serious inquiry.
[ honestly, someone take the phone away. ]
does it still count as a booty call if it's preplanned? serious inquiry.
[ honestly, someone take the phone away. ]
"Accidentally"
I can't believe I'm hand-delivering my phone to you right now so you can maybe attempt to lowkey delete this app
Anyway, maybe it does if the other person doesn't know that it's preplanned. But that's just me
I can't believe I'm hand-delivering my phone to you right now so you can maybe attempt to lowkey delete this app
Anyway, maybe it does if the other person doesn't know that it's preplanned. But that's just me
well, in the spirit of late-night honesty, you're really hand-delivering yourself
your phone is more of the excuse to get you in my apartment
your phone is more of the excuse to get you in my apartment
Alright
I gotta say
I'm impressed.
Was this little scheme of yours preplanned?
I gotta say
I'm impressed.
Was this little scheme of yours preplanned?
don't hate the player, hate the game
[ wink. wonk. ]
[ wink. wonk. ]