Now I see how frustrating that can be with no starting point.
Are you sure you want to know? [ there are probably a thousand things he could say, could dredge up, could implicated himself in but instead all he gives is: ] Krampus is real.
In most cultures, he's regarded as the opposite of Saint Nicholas. A nightmarish story that parents tell their misbehaving children to keep them in line, if you will. Instead of bringing presents in the dead of night, he shoves the wicked kids into his sack and steals them away. [ like most fae, Krampus feeds on humans. humans have spun the story this way and that, but it isn't entirely inaccurate. ] I admit that the tale's a bit old-fashioned.
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How am I supposed to know what you have and haven't heard before, huh?
( dang, he cute tho. )
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But you're the first not to give me random laws or science trivia.
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As my prize, I think that means that you should tell me something that I haven’t heard before instead.
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Are you sure you want to know? [ there are probably a thousand things he could say, could dredge up, could implicated himself in but instead all he gives is: ] Krampus is real.
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What in the hell is Krampus?
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In most cultures, he's regarded as the opposite of Saint Nicholas. A nightmarish story that parents tell their misbehaving children to keep them in line, if you will. Instead of bringing presents in the dead of night, he shoves the wicked kids into his sack and steals them away. [ like most fae, Krampus feeds on humans. humans have spun the story this way and that, but it isn't entirely inaccurate. ] I admit that the tale's a bit old-fashioned.
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Is this how you woo the ladies? Charm them with messed up stories about freaky creatures?
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[ Dyson, that's not funny. ]
You told me to tell you something you hadn't heard about before, so I said the first thing that came to mind.
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( wow so #smooth or something. )
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Mostly.
Come by Pandemonium some time. I'll probably be there.
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The next time I'm in the neighborhood, I'll come say hello.
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