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Ｉ ＷＩＬＬ ＲＩＳＥ ＮＯＷ - CUDDLR.
ᴀɴᴅ ɢᴏ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄɪᴛʏ —
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How am I supposed to know what you have and haven't heard before, huh?
( dang, he cute tho. )
How am I supposed to know what you have and haven't heard before, huh?
( dang, he cute tho. )
Take a wild guess. Otherwise, it's a long story.
But you're the first not to give me random laws or science trivia.
But you're the first not to give me random laws or science trivia.
I’m honored.
As my prize, I think that means that you should tell me something that I haven’t heard before instead.
As my prize, I think that means that you should tell me something that I haven’t heard before instead.
Now I see how frustrating that can be with no starting point.
Are you sure you want to know? [ there are probably a thousand things he could say, could dredge up, could implicated himself in but instead all he gives is: ] Krampus is real.
Edited (i can has html) 2016-06-10 06:19 pm (UTC)
Are you sure you want to know? [ there are probably a thousand things he could say, could dredge up, could implicated himself in but instead all he gives is: ] Krampus is real.
Edited (i can has html) 2016-06-10 06:19 pm (UTC)
( there she goes, feeling all triumphant about making dyson see the error in his cuddlr profile ways, except then — )
What in the hell is Krampus?
What in the hell is Krampus?
Not what, who.
In most cultures, he's regarded as the opposite of Saint Nicholas. A nightmarish story that parents tell their misbehaving children to keep them in line, if you will. Instead of bringing presents in the dead of night, he shoves the wicked kids into his sack and steals them away. [ like most fae, Krampus feeds on humans. humans have spun the story this way and that, but it isn't entirely inaccurate. ] I admit that the tale's a bit old-fashioned.
In most cultures, he's regarded as the opposite of Saint Nicholas. A nightmarish story that parents tell their misbehaving children to keep them in line, if you will. Instead of bringing presents in the dead of night, he shoves the wicked kids into his sack and steals them away. [ like most fae, Krampus feeds on humans. humans have spun the story this way and that, but it isn't entirely inaccurate. ] I admit that the tale's a bit old-fashioned.
Old-fashioned? I was thinking more morbid.
Is this how you woo the ladies? Charm them with messed up stories about freaky creatures?
Is this how you woo the ladies? Charm them with messed up stories about freaky creatures?
No, I usually buy them a drink first.
[ Dyson, that's not funny. ]
You told me to tell you something you hadn't heard about before, so I said the first thing that came to mind.
[ Dyson, that's not funny. ]
You told me to tell you something you hadn't heard about before, so I said the first thing that came to mind.
Maybe you can buy me a drink and then tell me the second thing that comes to mind.
( wow so #smooth or something. )
( wow so #smooth or something. )
Deal. I'll try and steer clear of the macabre while I'm at it. Tell me when and where and I'd be happy to oblige.
Don't worry, I'm not easily scared by the macabre. Mostly just busting you.
Mostly.
Come by Pandemonium some time. I'll probably be there.
Mostly.
Come by Pandemonium some time. I'll probably be there.
I can take it.
The next time I'm in the neighborhood, I'll come say hello.
The next time I'm in the neighborhood, I'll come say hello.